1.) Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift look like Anna Wintour after a tragic highlighter incident.
2.) Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato is Telemundo Morticia Adams.
Who let Zendaya take fashion advice from Suze Orman?
4.) Johnny Depp
This outfit is why you don’t have an Oscar, Depp.
5.) Sam Hunt
What kind of LGBT Easter outfit is this?
6.) Janelle Monae
I don’t understand anything about this outfit, but I am here for it.
7.) Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga deserves a Grammy for walking in those heels.
8.) Ellie Goulding
Ellie, stop abusing the Kylie Jenner lip kit!
9.) Carrie Underwood
The first Real Housewife of Nashville
10.) Tove Lo
She looks like she was brutally beaten with a Hot Topic rack.
11.) Florence Welch
Flo, I get that you’re “ethereal”, but this night gown is some nonsense!
12.) Lisa Lampanelli
Firstly, how the hell did she score a ticket to this? Secondly, why does she look like an even gayer Pee Wee Herman?
13.) Karen Fairchild and Kimberly Schlapman of Little Big Town
On the left we have Shania Twain after one too many glasses of Pinot, on the right we have Taylor Swift five seconds after sticking a fork in an electrical socket.
14.) Joy Villa
Aaliyah did not die for you to steal her Queen of the Damned look, Joy!
15.) James Bay
Your disguise doesn’t fool me, Cara Delevigne!
According to Wikipedia, this woman was born in 1993, but I’m still not convinced that she isn’t just a hardened stripper of 45 years.
18.) Madison Beer
Girl, you ain’t fooling anyone we know that’s just a silk kimono pillow you’re wearing.