1. Oh god I’m so tired I can’t wait to go to bed.
*Crawls into bed*
2. Wow, the second I crawled into bed I suddenly became completely awake. ISN’T THAT IRONIC?!
3. THIS ROOM IS SO COLD!
*Cuddles under covers
4. WHY IS THIS ROOM A MILLION DEGREES?
*Spends 15-20 minutes switching back and forth from no covers to all covers.
5. What am I supposed to do with my arms? Do I fold them or should I spread them?
6. Is it weird that I sleep like a fetus?
7. Why is my pillow so uncomfortable?
8. God, how is it already 2 am?
9. Come on God, please let me get some sleep. I have to get up at 7 am.
10. Why is my foot asleep? What is this phantom limb/ black magic shit?
11. I’m thirsty.
12. Fuck, my eyes have adjusted to the darkness so now I can see everything.
13. Yay 3:30am
14. I’m not going to get any sleep am I?
Flails in bed in a fit of rage.
15. You know I spent so much money on getting my own room just so I could get some sleep and THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Falls asleep at some undetermined time. Wakes up 5 minutes before alarm clock.
16. How the fuck is it already 7 am?
17. I’m not getting out of bed yet, I’m finally comfortable.
Rolls out of bed 20 minutes late.
18. Fuck this day.