1.) How-To: Recover from Accidentally Opening Up Porn in a Meeting
2.) How-To: Look Busy at Work When You’re Really Just Netflix-ing
3.) How-To: Ask for a Raise You Definitely Don’t Deserve
4.) How-To: Come to Work Late and Leave Early Every Day
5.) How-To: Decide If You Should Accept Your Coworker’s Follow Request
6.) How-To: Frantically Press the “Close” Button on the Elevator with Subtlety to Avoid Interaction
7.) How-To: Just Not Respond to that Irritating Email From Rhonda
8.) How-To: Befriend the Snack Guy in the Office
9.) How-To: Navigate Being Way Too Drunk at the Holiday Party
10.) How-To: Make Time to Cry in the Bathroom Stall In-Between Meetings
11.) How-To: Secretly Steal Your Coworker’s Peanut Butter and Never Get Caught
12.) How-To: Chew Out That Bitch Karen Without Getting HR Involved
13.) How-To: Avoid “Pervy Pat” at the Holiday Party
14.) How-To: Pretend You Care About Your Coworker’s Ugly Baby
15.) How-To: Deal with the Soul Crushing Reality That You’ve Become a Corporate Slave
16.) How-To: Completely Disregard the Dress Code and Wear Whatever the Fuck You Want
17.) How-To: Put in Minimal Effort and Get Maximum Praise
18.) How-To: Put That Fucking Intern Jacob in His Place
19.) How-To: Find a Rich Husband at Work So You Can Quit
20.) How-To: Skip Every Office Outing and Not Seem Like You Hate Everybody
21.) How-To: Avoid Making Eye Contact with The Smelly Shitter In The Office
22.) How-To: Say “No Thanks” to an Assignment Without Getting Fired
23.) How-To: Get By with Just Your Personality In The Office
24.) How-To: Cry at Your Desk But Be So Inconspicuous That No One Even Notices
25.) How-To: Sleep with Your Office Crush Without Jeopardizing Your Career
