Queen Bey looks like a high-class Muppet escort and I am HERE FOR IT.
Kim Kardashian West & Kanye West
Kim is a dewy goddess. Kanye is a house painter.
I don’t have any jokes prepared for this. Miss Minaj looks GOOD.
Britney looks like Sharon Stone after she was thrown into a paper shredder.
I didn’t know Steve Martin was coming to the show!
I’ve heard of people stealing the hotel soap, but did you really have to go and steal the bathmat too, Naomi?
Ariana Grande is a human scrunchie.
Chance the Rapper
It’s so nice Chance offered to help Kanye paint that house.
Tinashe got in a fight with her curtain and lost.
The sentiment is there…the style is not.
The USA Olympics Gymnastic Team
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If Hot Topic and Edward Scissorhands had a love child and aborted it during the second trimester.
Kimo-no you better don’t.
Hailee is racially ambiguous so I don’t know if this appropriative or not.
You’ve got to be kitten me.
Alicia Keys is a fucking boss I ain’t got shit to say about this.
I love this—even if it does look like Nick stole his sweater from one of the Golden Girls.
What’s a Rita Ora?
Fifth Harmony or Mistress Support Group? The world may never know.
It’s fitting that the worst part of Orange is the New Black would also be wearing the worst outfit of the VMA’s.
Kirsten Dunst has seen better days.
Q looks like she’s playing a young Aunt Jemina in an upcoming biopic.
Britney Spears’ look from the 2070 VMA’s.
All 3 of my wishes would be used to stop the monstrosity that is Nick Cannon.
Is Heidi Klum now hosting Duck Dynasty?
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Farrah was running late so she didn’t have time to change between her Wonder Woman XXX shoot and the VMA’s.
The cast of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 2
YAAAAS KWEENS, show these hetero hot messes how glamour and camp is done! Come through! Slay meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee