1. She isn’t afraid to take fashion risks.

Seriously, what is she even wearing in this?

2. Her dancing is sensational.

Here’s Robyn dancing like a gay caterpillar.

And here’s Robyn dancing like she just lost her balance on the subway.

And here’s Robyn dancing like she’s playing the “Floor Is Lava”

3. She paints her face better than most contestants on “RuPaul’s Drag Race”

4. She’s from Sweden- and it’s a known fact that people from Sweden are fucking majestic.

Other awesome people from Sweden:



5. She understands the importance of potassium.

6. She knows what it feels like to be heartbroken and rejected.

7. But she also knows how important it is to be strong and independent.

8. As the most “killingest pop star on the planet” she’s been making pop music magic since the 1990s.

Show Me Love


Crash And Burn Girl


With Every Heartbeat


Dancing On My Own


Call Your Girlfriend


Other hit songs include “Love Kills”, “Indestructible”, “Time Machine”,  “Be Mine”, “Hang With Me”, “Get Myself Together”

9.  She can actually rock a pixie cut…. unlike some people

10. She’s a role model. I mean, if a little woodland nymph like Robyn can make it big in the music business, then there’s hope for the rest of us.

So in conclusion.