1.) Did someone hold the cast of Orange is the New Black and force them to come to this travesty of an event?
2.) What the FUCK is a Riff Raff?
3.) Dark Horse won best Female video because………….Egyptian appropriation?
4.) Why does Ariana Grande sound like she’s gargling mouth wash when she sings?
5.) “Bang Bang” is a hot mess.
6.) SHOW US YOUR TITTIES, NICKI!
7.) There are a lot of boring white women performing tonight (looking at you T-Swift)
8.) LOL Lorde won the VMA for Best Rock Video
9.) This show is literally 15 hours long.
10.) Sam Smith is so good at being sad and gay.
11.) Does Usher still come out with new music? Does Maroon 5 still deserve to exist?
12.) I’m confused about this whole Miley Cyrus homeless thing…. but yay for awareness?
13.) 5 Seconds of Summer will only have about 5 seconds of relevancy.
14.) Didn’t Chris Brown get shot at…like yesterday?
15.) Black Widow is a shitty song. That is a fact.
16.) Remember when you fell off the stage, Iggy Azalea?
17.) FINALLY QUEEN BEY HAS ARRIVED!
18.) Why wasn’t the VMAs just a Beyonce concert?
19.) Are those Asian women in white face behind her?
21.) It’s Beyonce’s world.. we’re all just living in it.
22.) Blue Ivy is so cute! Nothing like that hobbit North!
23.) Yaaaaaaaaaaas Carter family!
24.) Thank God this fucking show is over.