2015 Grammy’s Fashion Recap

1. Madonna

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Madonna is a lot like Old Yeller in the sense that someone REALLY needs to bring her out back and shoot her in the head. She looks like a geriatric pirate hooker in this photo and I hate everything about it and her.

Ariana Grande

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Several things about Ariana Grande. For starters, why does she always look like she just smelled a fart? Also, it looks like she stole an old gay man’s sash and stapled it to her dress and wore it to the Grammy’s. Ugh insufferable.

Sia

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I should hate everything about this. I mean they look like lamp shades/old English sheep dogs/eccentric Victorian lesbians. But somehow it all works and at least they’re interesting.

Kat Graham

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Kat, it’s really brave of you to still go to the Grammy’s after your dress got caught in a paper shredder.

Kelly Osborne

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So I’m guessing Kelly just picked up the shreds of Kat’s dress and glued them to her own?

Charli XCX

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Charli, you’re clearly not “Fancy” if you think going out looking like a poor man’s Janis Ian is okay.

Frankie Grande

YOU ARE LITERALLY THE MOST VILE HUMANOID HELL CREATURE EVER SPAWNED!

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Annie Lennox

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SLAY MAMA

Taylor Swift

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I actually don’t hate this? I love this? I’m having a blank space.

Paris Hilton

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The REAL star of the Grammy’s tbh.

Iggy Azalea

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This is v Edelweiss.

Kim Kardashian

Why are you wearing an S&M bathrobe? Also, are you a Komodo dragon or not? Inquiring minds want to know!

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Beyonce

Queen Bey kind of phoned it in with this look. But then again, it’s Beyonce- she could literally wear feces to the Grammy’s and she’d still kill it.

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Gina Rodriguez

I love her. Even if it does look like she’s wearing a fancy towel.

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Rihanna

That looks like the loofah I use to wash my ass with! Don’t take my things, Ri-Ri.

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Ciara

That looks like the loofah I USED to wash my ass with!

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