10 Thoughts We Have About The 2015 Snowpocalypse

1. What r school? How do u academic?

2.  You know, I used to find Jack Nicholson’s character in the “Shining” difficult to relate to, but….

3. The only way I can walk down the street without breaking my neck is by pretending I’m Kristi Yamaguchi and  faux skating down it.

4. What am I going to do when I run out of Annie’s Mac and Cheese and wine?

5. I haven’t showered for 2.5 days and for some reason I’m okay with that.

6. Are there any pizza places that will deliver directly to my mouth? And no I don’t mean that in a penis-y way….wait, do I?

7. Already cringing thinking about all the people who will say “if global warming really existed then why did we just have a massive snow storm?”

8. This weather isn’t even that bad….I mean sure you shouldn’t be driving in it, but I can walk to the nearest bar, get shit faced, and still make it back home without ending up a frozen hoe-sicle.

9. AM I GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE UP CLASS FOR THESE FUCKING SNOW DAYS?

10. Is this what people who have had this many snow days are actually thinking? I wouldn’t know I have a job so I don’t get days off….LOL DYING ON THE INSIDE.

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