“Torn”- Natalie Imbruglia
“Torn” is my favorite song of the 90’s. It’s the breakup pop song we all deserve and it taught me that laying naked on the floor is a great coping mechanism.
“Baby One More Time”-Britney Spears
YAAAS Britney come through with the pop friendly S&M!
This entire list could have solely consisted of Spice Girls songs. I chose this one because it’s really fun to say “zig a zig ah”
S Club Party- S Club 7
S Club 7 was Spice Girls for kids who weren’t allowed to listen to that harlot Geri Halliwell.
She’s So High-Tal Bachman
I feel like comparing a girl to Aphrodite is romantic….comparing a girl to Joan of Arc is feminist?
Bitter Sweet Symphony-The Verve
Never forget the time Sarah Michelle Gellar hid cocaine in her crucifix!
You Get What You Give-New Radicals
The song of the 90’s that made you want to c*nt punt Courtney Love and set your neighbor’s car on fire.
Waiting for Tonight- Jennifer Lopez
JLo is the national treasure we need but don’t deserve.
Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)- Blessid Union of Souls
If a child born after 1997 was to listen to this song he or she would understand roughly 15% of the references in it.
Only Wanna Be With You-Hootie And the Blowfish
Anyone who makes you feel bad about crying over dolphins is not worth dating.
I can confidently say that I love this song and yet only know one word of it.
Send Me On My Way- Rusted Root
This song popped up in basically every movie soundtrack of the 90’s. I may have also lost my virginity to it…?
The musical equivalent of “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
Larger Than Life-Backstreet Boys
Does anyone remember the Backstreet Boys burger king toys? No….. well, fuck you!
Semi-Charmed Life- Third Eye Blind
It made meth use mainstream!
All Star- Smash Mouth
Let’s bring it back!
Ke$ha owes her entire career to Cher.
You Oughta Know- Alanis Morissette
I feel like if I had written a song about going down on Uncle Joey it wouldn’t have been as successful.
Say My Name- Destiny’s Child
I was really tempted to write Say My Name- Beyonce (featuring Kelly Rowland and…………………..michelle
Man! I Feel Like A Woman- Shania Twain
Seeing this bitch in concert this July! Eat your heart out, Brad Pitt!