“Torn”- Natalie Imbruglia

“Torn” is my favorite song of the 90’s. It’s the breakup pop song we all deserve and it taught me that laying naked on the floor is a great coping mechanism.

“Baby One More Time”-Britney Spears

YAAAS Britney come through with the pop friendly S&M!

Wannabe-Spice Girls

This entire list could have solely consisted of Spice Girls songs. I chose this one because it’s really fun to say “zig a zig ah”

S Club Party- S Club 7

S Club 7 was Spice Girls for kids who weren’t allowed to listen to that harlot Geri Halliwell.

She’s So High-Tal Bachman

I feel like comparing a girl to Aphrodite is romantic….comparing a girl to Joan of Arc is feminist?

Bitter Sweet Symphony-The Verve

Never forget the time Sarah Michelle Gellar hid cocaine in her crucifix!

You Get What You Give-New Radicals

The song of the 90’s that made you want to c*nt punt Courtney Love and set your neighbor’s car on fire.

Waiting for Tonight- Jennifer Lopez

JLo is the national treasure we need but don’t deserve.

Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)- Blessid Union of Souls

If a child born after 1997 was to listen to this song he or she would understand roughly 15% of the references in it.

Only Wanna Be With You-Hootie And the Blowfish

Anyone who makes you feel bad about crying over dolphins is not worth dating.


I can confidently say that I love this song and yet only know one word of it.

Send Me On My Way- Rusted Root

This song popped up in basically every movie soundtrack of the 90’s. I may have also lost my virginity to it…?

Barbie Girl-Aqua

The musical equivalent of “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

Larger Than Life-Backstreet Boys

Does anyone remember the Backstreet Boys burger king toys? No….. well, fuck you!

Semi-Charmed Life- Third Eye Blind

It made meth use mainstream!

All Star- Smash Mouth

Let’s bring it back!

Believe- Cher

Ke$ha owes her entire career to Cher.

You Oughta Know- Alanis Morissette

I feel like if I had written a song about going down on Uncle Joey it wouldn’t have been as successful.

Say My Name- Destiny’s Child

I was really tempted to write Say My Name- Beyonce (featuring Kelly Rowland and…………………..michelle)

Man! I Feel Like A Woman- Shania Twain

Seeing this bitch in concert this July! Eat your heart out, Brad Pitt!