Reading the Red Carpet: MTV VMAs 2015

Miley Cyrus

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Miley Cyrus is the Betty Spaghetti doll I never had and never wanted.

Britney Spears

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

YAAAS Godney werkkkkk!!!!

Taylor Swift

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Taylor, what did I tell you about playing “Dress up” in your Nana’s clothes?!

Nicki Minaj

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Nicki is really embracing the whole “dress for the job you want but will never have” thing, which is that of a classy human being.

Kim Kardashian West

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Kim looks like a soggy parcel bag from Fed Ex and Kanye West is wearing scrubs. Tell me again how these heifers are fashion icons?

Justin Bieber

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Fun Fact: Melissa Etheridge actually wrote “Come To My Window” about Justin Bieber. Ugh, can’t we just have Kate McKinnon be him 24/7?

Kylie Jenner

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Kylie is literally just a less soggy version of Kim.

Rita Ora

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

What’s a Rita Ora?

Selena Gomez

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

If Morticia Addams shopped exclusively at Forever 21 she’d be Selena Gomez.

Vanessa Hudgens

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

You can’t really make fun of Vanessa’s outfit because it’s a tribute to all of the girls who accidentally OD’d at Coachella.

Kourtney Kardashian

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Sensible. I don’t hate it.

Kris Jenner

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Sensible. I do hate it.

Ciara

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Fun fact: Ciara’s dress was originally not frayed; it was only frayed after she had to scale the building and fight her way through security to gain access to the event.

Rebel Wilson

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

I don’t know what’s more problematic- Rebel’s outfit or her stripper cop routine.

Demi Lovato

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Bitch looks like a mosaic tile floor.

Hailee Steinfeld

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

It took me about 10 full seconds to realize I wasn’t looking at some sort of optical illusion. Also, Lady Gaga did this already, wench:

Nick Jonas

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

I don’t care how many cows I’d have to kill to get to his beef.

Kat Graham

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

Oh fuck you, Kat Graham.

Singer Z LaLa

 Singer Z LaLa at the MTV VMAs.

Aw, it’s so nice Elton John’s enema bulb could make it to the show!

Jillian Michaels

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

I think both Jillian and I are confused as to why she’s at the VMAs.

Brandi Cyrus

VMAs 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks at MTV's Video Music Awards.

She looks like someone “Weekend At Bernie’d” a hooker.

Violet Chacki

violet chacki

It’s only fitting that the most put together lady at the VMAs was a drag queen.

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