Celebrity Fashion Fails: Halloween Edition

Most people tend to think that celebrities are better than “normal” people. And while celebrities may be richer, generally better looking and more well loved, that doesn’t mean they are better than us in every aspect of life. In fact, when it comes to things like Halloween costumes, they’re actually much bigger fuck ups than we are. So here’s a list of 11 celebrities and their epic Halloween fashion fails.

1.) Adam Lambert

You know those people who put way too much effort into their costume? Adam Lambert is one of them.  This costume is way too over the top and I don’t even want to know how many peacocks Adam had to kill to make it.  Hey Adam, maybe if you put half as much effort into your music as you did your costume choices you’d actually have a career.

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2.) Christina Millian

I like to think that Christina’s costume is highly symbolic. The symbolism being that just like camouflage, Christina has successfully blended into the background and people have completely forgotten or stopped caring about the fact that she exists.

 

3.) Shenae Grimes

It makes sense that Shenae Grimes dressed up like Poison Ivy from the box office failure, Batman and Robin. I mean the two have a lot in common. Both are responsible for destroying a popular franchise      ( Batman and 90210) and both are pretty much unanimously hated. And it doesn’t help that she’s dressed as Uma Thurman, who was nominated for a Razzie for her performance of the femme fatale.  So just like the movie she is paying homage to, I hope Shenae fades into campy obscurity.

4.) Paris Hilton

Oh Paris, when will you realize that you are entirely irrelevant? Paris is one of the few people out there who is more of a hot mess than Miley. I mean she was banned from Japan for crying out loud. And let’s not forget the cinematic blunder, A Night In Paris. Paris, why don’t you stop dressing and acting like a 20 year old and realize that you’re a thirty two year old who has not done one significant thing with her life (Besides the Simple Life).

 

5.) Fergie and Josh Duhamel

So I’m a little confused as to what their costumes are supposed to be. I know that Fergie is Elvira but is Josh supposed to be what Fergie will look like in thirty years? And if you’re wondering, yes I do know that Josh is dressed as Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. But I take every opportunity I can to throw shade at Fergie. Because she’s the worst.

 

6.) Goldie Hawn

I’m not going to lie, I thought Goldie Hawn was dead. But then I remembered that was Farrah Fawcett. Either way, this costume is beyond heinous. She looks like a dutch prostitute that has been rolled around in Doritos. And I’ve gotten wigs off Amazon for 8 dollars that are of better quality than the mop she is wearing on her head.

 

7.) Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Justin Mikita

Some gay couples know how to coordinate costumes (Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka). Other couples don’t.  If you’re going to wear a costume, you have to go all out. Everything about these two looks tacky and thrown together, from the masks to the god awful hat on Jesse’s head.  Don’t think that just because you two are a cute gay couple that you can wear whatever costumes you want. Not even Ellen could get away with this look.

8.) Lauren Conrad

I don’t understand what she’s supposed to be. Is she an angel? Is she a bag of potpourri? Either way she looks awful. Not only does the costume not fit her but it’s ugly as sin. You have a clothing line at Kohls, Lauren. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS.

 

9.) Martha Stewart

I can’t even. She looks so bad. She looks like a gay jellyfish. There’s way too much going on with this costume. Someone send her back to prison.

 

10.) Tara Reid

Well first things first, congrats on still being alive Tara. I really thought you would have overdosed by now. Now to the nitty gritty- this costume just screams prostitute. I can’t judge Tara though, with these tough economic times, it makes sense that she would have to buy a costume that could also double as a work uniform. I mean she is a stripper now right?

 

11.) Julianne Hough

I don’t know what’s more unforgivable, this costume or the her performance in Safe Haven. Some people are screaming that this is racist. While I personally think this outfit choice was more misguided than deliberately offensive, I think the main issue at hand is that she looks AWFUL either way.  She doesn’t even look like Crazy Eyes. I mean if you’re going to darken your skin go big or go home, right? Actually, just go home, Julianne. Go home and wait for things to blow over because I’m pretty sure everyone hates you right now.

 

2 comments

  1. Wow you wrote an article attacking people for wearing crazy costumes for Halloween. That’s pretty sad. Most of these (if not all) are absolutely fine and lots of fun which is all it’s supposed to be about. Mr Lambert’s genie costume I recall was a specially created costume given to him for a major charity event (Life Ball) in Vienna where he played a central role in a spectacular televised “Ali Baba” production. So no he didn’t “kill” anything to make it but the govt of Vienna may have. He thought it was so well made that he wanted to wear it again and chose a Halloween event for it. So sue him. You must be great fun at parties mate…. *rolls eyes* And incidentally bet you’re feeling a little foolish after that crack about his career now that he’s well, you know, an international superstar n all. Are you a butt-hurt Kris Allen fan?

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    • I’d hardly call it “attacking”. Obviously I don’t know these people, nor do I have ANYTHING against them. This was just poking fun at their outfits, but thank you for writing a long response to defend them. I’m sure they really care about what either of us are doing.

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