12 Things The Bad Girls Club Has Taught Us

We live in a world where a reality TV show exists for pretty much everything. While I’m waiting for my big debut I have found time to watch several of these TV shows. I have discovered that many of the shows have taught me some valuable lessons. With shows like Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Jersey Shore, and Real Housewives of wherever, it’s really hard not to find some great insight into this world we live in. One show that has taught me many things and has really given me great advice in life should go as no surprise. None other than, The Bad Girls Club. So here are some of the most important things I’ve learned from these scholarly young women.

 

1)  

If you wear clothes that resemble Barney you will probably be shunned so you should probably sit your ass down. Don’t let Barney the fat ass purple dinosaur get confused with Barney’s. Differentiating between the two can help prevent this.

 

2)

If you walk around with your tatas showing you are a celebrity, duh.

3.)

Don’t let that CEO shit fool you. Chief Executive Bitch is way more impressive.

4.

Complicated whores are fine though.

5.

If your looks have ever been related to that of the beast in Beauty and the Beast then please consult CoverGirl.

6.

Heidi Montag please beware of this lady.

7.

If you look like this there is a strong possibility that you could be crazy.

8.

Being a skeet skeet doesn’t make you bad it’s just bad for yo va jay jay.

9.

Weaves act as practical hair accessories as well as weapons!

10.

Some people start their morning with OJ but some people prefer bitch juice. Can’t help it.

11.

Bring some floaties uggo.

12.

Cuz fuck throwin’ a shoe.

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