1. Do I look fat from this angle? Maybe if I arch my back a little I’ll look skinner.
2. Ouch- this kind of hurts but like not badly enough for me to bring attention to it.
3. Maybe if I say his name or compliment his penis it’ll make him cum faster.
4. I’m not going to have to wash my sheets after this, am I?
5. I wish we had Bagels Bites. I’m so gonna want Bagel Bites after this.
6. Am I going to have to shower after this?
7. Ooh, this feels kind of good.
8. Ooh this feels really good.
9. OMG that feels great…oh no…no DON’T STOP. fuck you for stopping that.
10. Oops I’m kind of bored now.
11. What should I have for lunch tomorrow?
12. Wait, does he know I’m not paying attention?
13.This room is really messy.
14. How can I make it so that I look like I’m paying attention?
15. I hope I make a cute “O” face.
16. I can’t help but feel this whole situation would be better if some Dave Matthews was playing in the background.
17. I don’t even know why that is turning me on.
18.We’ve been in this position for a while now. Should I tell him we should switch.
19. Doggy? Sureeeeee
20. I really don’t like the sound this is making
21. This position is so awkward
22. This really doesn’t feel as great as he thinks
23. Looks like we’re switching again.
24. Ooh this feels really good.
25. I like having sex with you. You can stay.
26. Did I really just say that?
27. Did he really just say that?
28. I can’t tell if this direct eye contact thing is really hot or like really uncomfortable.
29. I wonder what’s going on through his head right now.
30. Oh, he’s about to cum…He better not try to cum on my face, I am not in the mood for that shit.
32. I no longer find you or this situation appealing.
33. Okay, where’s the nearest towel?