It’s recently come to my attention that WordPress keeps a catalogue of the search terms people Google that lead them to finding my blog. What you are about to read are some of the terms/phrases  people looked up that somehow brought them to Is This Why I’m Still Single

 

“im brooke and i love being a slut”

 

“why’s Eminem obsessed with Jessica Simpson”

 

“katy perry but still have the words and still single because i want to see the words and be able to hear a single along”

 

“penis ache after handjob but not outing sperm”

 

“that jerk stole my heart so i’m planning on getting revenge by taking his last name”

“bird beaks sexual act?”

“how do you cope with people who eat their food greedily”

“i can’t focus on life because i’m gay”

“friend annoying on period”

 

“big fat dogs that feel and look real porn”

 

 

“how to change a toilet roll”

 

“i am an irish slut”