15 Original Activities To Do in September

1.) Form an “Earth, Wind & Fire” cover band and exclusively perform “September” Let’s be real, this is a fantastic … More

16 Narratives We’d All Like to Be Excluded From

1.) Being asked to stay late at work on a Friday. Things I’d rather do than stay late at work: … More

1.) Only running into the same three Pokémon every day. I live in a metropolitan area not a cave, so you … More

1.) You only know cereals by their store brand name. “Mini Wheats…Oh you mean *Essential Everyday Spoon Sized Shredded Wheat* … More

1.) Your aesthetic is “Old Navy clearance rack.” Wait, are you telling me that dressing mono-chromatically ISN’T cool? 2.) You have to … More

1.) You haven’t fully shaved your nether regions in months What’s the point of wasting time shaving or dealing with … More

1.) You regularly put on dance recitals or theatrical revues and forced your family to sit through them. Fun fact: … More