As a self professed narcissist, I enjoy spending my time revisiting all the witty posts I’ve written. And while I was scrolling through my timeline the other night I decided to travel back to the 2007, to see if my posts were as quippy then as they are now. As I did this, I discovered something horrifically delightful- my old statuses are TERRIBLE. They’re illiterate, unnecessary, and just so so so so so so fucking bad. I’ve decided to post my best/worst statuses from 2007-2009, to show you just how awful I used to be. I hope this list inspires you to go back and time and remind yourself of how awkwardly lame you probably were back then. It’s a real treat.
I was very existential in ’07.
SRSLY WHO NEEDS A FUCKING SHIRT?!
Judging how big I was back then I don’t doubt this.
RIP Madame Zeroni
I was probably thinking about Zac Efron tbh.
Like why did I think this was a necessary thing to post?
I know that tom is just short for tomorrow in this case but I really wish this post was about some guy named Tom…would have made things more dramatic.
But it’s like rain on your wedding day!
Check your fuckin’ privilege, Diddle!
Thanks for the clarification.
Many a sleepless night keeping my crops alive.
In what way? WHERE’S THE CONTEXT?
Lol BAI C U NEVER.