2016 Grammy’s Fashion Recap

1.) Taylor Swift

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Musician Taylor Swift attends The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images for NARAS)

Taylor Swift look like Anna Wintour after a tragic highlighter incident.

2.) Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato arrives at the 58th annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center on Monday, Feb. 15, 2016, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)

Demi Lovato is Telemundo Morticia Adams.

3.) Zendaya

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Recording artist Zendaya attends The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Lester Cohen/WireImage)

Who let Zendaya take fashion advice from Suze Orman?

4.)  Johnny Depp

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Actor/Musician Johnny Depp attends The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Lester Cohen/WireImage)

This outfit is why you don’t have an Oscar, Depp.

5.)  Sam Hunt

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 15: Recording artist Sam Hunt attends The 58th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on February 15, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

What kind of LGBT Easter outfit is this?

6.) Janelle Monae

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I don’t understand anything about this outfit, but I am here for it.

7.) Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga deserves a Grammy for walking in those heels.

8.) Ellie Goulding

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Ellie, stop abusing the Kylie Jenner lip kit!

9.) Carrie Underwood

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The first Real Housewife of Nashville

10.) Tove Lo

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She looks like she was brutally beaten with a Hot Topic rack.

11.) Florence Welch

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Flo, I get that you’re “ethereal”, but this night gown is some nonsense!

12.) Lisa Lampanelli

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Firstly, how the hell did she score a ticket to this? Secondly, why does she look like an even gayer Pee Wee Herman?

13.) Karen Fairchild and Kimberly Schlapman of Little Big Town

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On the left we have Shania Twain after one too many glasses of Pinot, on the right we have Taylor Swift five seconds after sticking a fork in an electrical socket.

14.) Joy Villa

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Aaliyah did not die for you to steal her Queen of the Damned look, Joy!

15.) James Bay

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Your disguise doesn’t fool me, Cara Delevigne!

16.) Dencia

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I have nothing negative to say about this look. In fact, I’m going to ask Dencia if I can borrow it for my next drag performance.

17.) Manika

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According to Wikipedia, this woman was born in 1993, but I’m still not convinced that she isn’t just a hardened stripper of 45 years.

18.) Madison Beer

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Girl, you ain’t fooling anyone we know that’s just a silk kimono pillow you’re wearing.

 

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