The Burn Book: Disney Edition

Here’s one of our earlier articles that didn’t get enough love. Mean Girls + Disney what could be better?

Is this why I'm still single?


She shops at thrift stores… and not for ironic hipster reasons


Your reflection already showed us who you are inside- a LESBIAN.


She turned down the hottest guy in school to date a Kodiak Bear. Sounds legit.


Bitch thinks she’s deep because she can paint with the colors of the wind.

Snow White

More like Hoe White.


Will do anything to ride a “Dingle-hopper”

Princess Tiana

LOL she has to work for a living.


Invisalign Before Shot.

Princess Jasmine

Too bad she can’t use her money to buy good taste in accessories (Newsflash bitch- bejeweled headbands are so not grool)

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