1.) Only running into the same three Pokémon every day. I live in a metropolitan area not a cave, so you … More
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RuPaul’s Drag Race Winners As Pokemon Gym Leaders
Bebe Zahara Benet Type: Fire Badge: Cameroon Badge Pokemon: Ninetales, Arcanine, Camerupt, Darmanitan, Pyroar, Rapidash As the queen of Cameroon, … More
18 Girls You Meet in College (As Described by Pokemon)
1.) Lopunny AKA “The Sorority Girl” Lopunny loves Lily Pulitzer, pearl necklaces, and squatting for long periods of time. Her … More
18 Guys You Meet in College (As Described by Pokemon)
1.) Typhlosion AKA “ The Frat Douche” Typhlosion is the frat guy who ignores you at the party, but still thinks it’s … More
12 Pokemon That Are Totally Drag Queens
1. Nidoqueen Nidoqueen is a misunderstood drag goddess, a gal who just can’t get along with the pageant queens and … More
NIDOQUEEF: A Pokemon Erotica
It wasn’t until I leveled up to 50 that I experienced my first orgasm. Before then I had lived my … More
15 Pokemon That Are Definitely Gay
Flaaffy Flaafy is both gay AND European. He’s the type of gay who cares more about his appearance … More
